Here's another one. Holy moly!

 

I told Wendy once that something I really love about living in the Mission is that one is surrounded by all these bright colors. Look at this! Even in the dark tail end of December the trash is colorful, dammit!

This was taken with my fancy new camera, by the way. Thanks Google.

 

"What use is a White Christmas if you can't get there?"

So indicated Steve this morning, referring to the Holiday Blizzard 06 of Colorado. Wendy's there at the moment, and me booked to fly tomorrow---but with

• a State of Emergency in Colorado
• the airport closed
• three feet of snow

I'm not so sure.

Ideas?

A scientist goes to God and says, "We don't need you anymore. I can create a human from nothing more than a handful of dust."

"Alright then, let's see," God replies.

"No problem," says the scientist, and he bends over to scoop up some dust.

"Hold on," God interrupts. "Get your own dust."